its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
Randomize
