weddingsv make me drug and hornr
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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