is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
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Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
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Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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