Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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