How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I just barfed on his mom.
You told him you were too drunk to meet his parents. Totally his fault.
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
Randomize
