This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
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Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
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Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
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