Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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