He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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