Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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