Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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