I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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