Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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