How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
Randomize
