As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
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Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
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This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
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