Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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