BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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