Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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