She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
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I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
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When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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