i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
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We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
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He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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