thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
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