That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I just cut my nipple shaving
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
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