Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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