he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
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whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
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Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
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Your topless pictures make me question reality
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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