4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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