Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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