just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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