My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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