Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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