"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
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