Christians are straight up FREAKS
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
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Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
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Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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