I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
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