I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
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You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
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Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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