So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
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You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
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He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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