I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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