am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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