Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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