Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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