Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
she smelled like a LAN party
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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