This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
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Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
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My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
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