I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
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