Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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