careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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