I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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