He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
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