Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
high people should be assigned attendants
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Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
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I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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