btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
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