I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
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you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
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you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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