Define "chronic" masturbator.
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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