I wanna passion pit in your ass
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
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mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
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Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
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