it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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