Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
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Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
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I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
You are a genius and a whore.
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