whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
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Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
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Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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