My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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