Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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