I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
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Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
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Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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