I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
Life is so much better after having sex.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
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