are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
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She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
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Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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