In the future we'll all be gay
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
it's like heaven, but drunker
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
Randomize
