I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
Randomize
