the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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