quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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